Okay kids, you're going to have to see this one to believe it.
Today's Douche is a 35-year old New Jersey man named Heath Campbell. Heath is a family man, with three beautiful children, a loving wife who's a decade his junior, and well... racist, hateful ideologies that he thrusts upon his kids in an almost immoral way and thus ruins their birthday.
You see, Heath had the grand idea of naming his young boy Adolf Hitler Campbell. That's right, he gave his little boy the first AND last name of an infamous, racist, genocidal maniac. When he went into RiteAid to get his little boy a birthday cake with his name on it, RiteAid refused, rightfully saying it was offensive. Well now the Cambells (who's other children's names are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie) are throwing a fuss saying that RiteAid ruined their child's birthday. The intellect busting 70-point IQ couple justified naming little Adolf by saying:
"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Brilliant. Tell that to the survivors of the Holocaust (which the Campbells don't believe happened) and the descendants of those survivors.
So today I'm giving Heath Campbell the first ever "Double Douche" award. First Douche for thrusting your racist ideologies on your child by naming him Adolf Hitler (I hope he grows up an ACLU lawyer!). Second Douche for being such an idiot as to not understand people's visceral reaction to it (hey, that's what you were looking for when you named your children after the Third Reich).
UPDATE: Crooks and Liars has more on this.
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