Hello kids. Welcome to another addition of the Daily Douches.
Today's star is one to expect many times in the future. He hates liberals, minorities, muslims, kids with autism, and homosexuals. His hate towards these groups is even more ironic for a man who lives in the hills of Oakland California. The Bay Area is rife with liberals, minorities, muslims, autistic kids, and homosexuals... in fact I'm sure there's an autistic-gay-black-muslim who votes for the Green Party living somewhere in the Bay Area. It's like he is a glutton for punishment or something.
Being born Michael Alan Weiner, Dr. Weiner changed his name some time ago to Michael Savage in an apparent attempt to sound more tough and masculine in an attempt to mask his own covert homosexual experiences. Yeah right... and he watches the men's Olympic diving competition for just for the sportsmanship.
Michael makes today's report by adding women to his list of hated "others" with his stupid statement made on his radio show that "any heterosexual woman today over the age of 25 who grew up in America is basically a dominatrix." Dr. Weiner apparently feels that independent, strong women are no different than women paid to indulge some mens' submissive fetishes.
Honestly, I feel bad for even putting Michael on the list because it's obvious that this man has slipped into an advanced form of demented insanity, probably related to his advanced age, history of drug experimentation in the 60s, and fight with his closeted homosexual tendencies (just admit it Mike and you'll feel a whole lot better about things). But before he dies of a stress-induced heart-attack during these Obama years, I figured that I would ad him to the list.
PS- Keep an eye out for "Douche Bombs" (think Google Bombs but with an email twist) in the future kiddos. Methinks Dr. Weiner will be one of the first recipients.
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