How to (ungh) pick up (mprffhh) Ann (retch!) Coulter (huuurrrlll....)

For those only with the bravest of hearts and steel stomachs, CoEd Magazine has a user's guide to how to pick up the wretched Ann Coulter. The imagery alone is nauseating.

Ann’s eligibility has ignited a fierce debate amongst seasoned PUAs: how does one effectively employ Mystery’s teachings when your target is the most deranged female (who wasn’t born by Judy Garland) on the planet? Tried and true methods like negging and magic tricks are guaranteed to work on any woman no matter what, but since your target might not be entirely human, these techniques need to be adjusted accordingly in order to be 100-percent effective.

The rest is truly hilarious. Enjoy kiddos!