Armey: Oh, give it a rest.
Walsh: President Obama, please stop saying 'give it a rest.' Do you have any anything else to say? President Obama has a mandate for change. (Armey laughs again) Your people have stood in his way. They are standing in his way in Capitol hill right now and Rush Limbaugh is making ridiculous statements and Republicans are crawling to him and groveling. That's the state of our economy and our world right now Rep. Armey and it's sad.
Armey: I'm so glad that you could never be my wife because I surely wouldn't have to listen to that prattle from you every day.
Walsh: Well, wow that makes two of us sir, that was really an outstanding comment...
Armey: Look ma'am, you're talking like a paid political hack making your political points.
Showing posts with label Dick Alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dick Alert. Show all posts
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Dick Alert: Dick Armey (With an added Douche Bomb!)
Is it just me or is the sexist, racist, eltist colors of the neo-conservative movement being revealed with each passing day of the Obama Administration? We've already talked about Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, but even low level hacks are letting all pretense of decency fall to the way-side.
Case in point. Ex-Representative Dick Armey's display of blatant sexist taunts on yesterday's Hardball. You see, Dick was debating Joan Walsh from Salon about the stimulus package. As soon as Joan was cleaning the floor with him, Dick jumped in with this doozey:
There you have it. What a way to make your point than by being a douche! Straight out of a Mad Men episode.
Well kids, Mr. Armey has his own poltical aciton group called Freedom Works. There's a comment site on the Freedom Works website to let Dick know what you feel. So it is with great pleasure that I introduce a Douche Bomb!
For those of you willing to participate, here's what you do. Go to Dick's contact page at Freedom Watch here. Then let him know precisely that he's a douche. Like so.
Dear Dick,
You're behavior on last night's Hardball (versus Joan Walsh) shows just what kind of a douchbag you really are.
--An anti-Douche
Yes... it's just THAT easy. Of course, feel free to be more crude if you wish. It's time to start letting Dicks/Douches of the world know what we think of them. Enjoy kiddos!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Emergency Douche Post: A Dick Alert
Attention Kids: I'm going to have to issue an emergency post on the Daily Douche. From here on out, these shall be known as Dick Alerts in honor of our first recipient.
Dick Cheney (the man who TRULY lives up to his namesake), has recently announced that "Guantanamo has been run very well." This can mean one of either two things.
So which is it Dick? Are you an idiot or an asshole?
And where's my shoe?!
Dick Cheney (the man who TRULY lives up to his namesake), has recently announced that "Guantanamo has been run very well." This can mean one of either two things.
a) Dick has been living with his head in the sand for the past 7 years and somehow missed the Red Cross' reports detailing how horrible that place is.or
b) Dick is truly a crass heartless traitor to humanity who probably admired dictators like Saddam for their draconian laws and punishments.
So which is it Dick? Are you an idiot or an asshole?
And where's my shoe?!
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